Although I'm sure you don't want to hear the story of my life (it's in the bio section), you're at least going to get the short version of the past two weeks. Here goes: sd;zdfgcfglkdfgk;jdfkjcm,eruiodr dfgjkdfgjkdfgkjdfgjkdfk;d dfgk;jdfgkjk;jk;jdjdpohi tiohdfglnzcvb/klmnzcvb;jkldrhtklcznvb zcxfgklhdfgl;jkdhsfg hhnjophnpjohngh sdfgkodhfgodfggh.
Oh yeah, you read it right. The past two weeks have been pretty crazy. Now on top of that, my spell check just ran off crying under the bed. But yeah, between starting this new job (it has to do with transponding or something), and this Masters level accounting class, I haven't had time to think straight, much less draw and post new cartoons. Especially ones that would be at all funny, but I haven't done that before, so why start now?
Well let today end all that (until next week). Let today bring two new cartoons! Maybe one with a hot dog, and another with...let's say...a monkey. Part of me would like to say that they are funny enough to make it worth the wait, but I try to be honest. Unlike that guy Kevin Trudeau, who released that book on miracle cures that THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT. And don't try to pretend you don't know who "they" are. They are the minions of the devil. And maybe the Keebler Elves (R). Speaking of the devil (and evil little elves) this Kevin guy, who wants you to believe he knows more than...say Jesus, on the subject of curative remedies, is a convicted felon, who has served jail time, and has been censured by the FTC!! WHAT A LOVELY MAN!! There is something terribly wrong with the universe that this cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt- eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit (a tribute) is number two on the national bestseller list, and I'm lucky to have 7300 hits on my site!!!
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