- You see, my toaster has been missing since Tuesday.
- It was very, very special to me.
- (twitches) It's just that…I'd…rather like it back.
- I see.
to a scene behind a two-way mirror looking in at Sam)
He's been like this since he came in.
We'd better lock him away.
you liked this, then you're as messed up as I am.
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