Sam - You see, my toaster has been missing since Tuesday.

Voice - Annnnd?

Sam - It was very, very special to me.

Voice - So?

Sam - (twitches) It's just that…I'd…rather like it back.

Voice - I see.

(Cut to a scene behind a two-way mirror looking in at Sam)

Doctor 1 - He's been like this since he came in.  We'd better lock him away. 

Doctor 2 - And medicate.

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