(A woman goes to the psychiatrist with her husband)

 Man (continually whistling) Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Woman Thank you for seeing me doctor. 

Doctor (over the whistling) No trouble. Whats the problem? 

Man ooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 

Woman Hes been like this for days. Its driving me crazy. 24 hours a day, the whistling is non-stop. 

Doctor (Looking at man) Interesting. Why is he doing that? 

Woman He thinks hes a teapot. 

Doctor (Looking furtive) I think I can help. Please wait outside. 

            (Half-an-hour later) 

Doctor (Walking out with a silent man) I believe Ive fixed the problem. 

Woman My God, doctor! Thats incredible! How did you do it?!? 

Doctor Well, I merely convinced him that he wasnt on a stove. Please see my receptionist for the bill. (Walks away

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