SHORT PLAY 011
(A woman goes to the psychiatrist with her husband)
Man
– (continually whistling)
Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Woman – Thank you for seeing
me doctor.
Doctor – (over the
whistling) No trouble. What’s the problem?
Man – ooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Woman – He’s been like this
for days. It’s driving me crazy. 24 hours a day, the whistling is
non-stop.
Doctor – (Looking at man)
Interesting. Why is he doing that?
Woman – He thinks he’s a
teapot.
Doctor –
(Looking furtive) I think I can help. Please wait outside.
(Half-an-hour later)
Doctor – (Walking out with a
silent man) I believe I’ve fixed the problem.
Woman – My God, doctor!
That’s incredible! How did you do it?!?
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