Cannibal 1 – (Shouting) Come and get it!

Cannibal 2 – (Walking into the room) What is it tonight?

Cannibal 1 – It’s a white person.

Cannibal 2 – (grumbling)White people, white people! That’s all we EVER eat!

Cannibal 1 – Well…what do you suggest?

Cannibal 2 – Tomorrow, let’s go out for Mexican.

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