SHORT PLAY 014 Chef – Now, it’s vitally important that you pay careful attention. Chef in Training – Right! Chef – (demonstrates a technique) Got it? Chef in Training – (nodding) Yes, pretty boring though. Chef – Sometimes to break the monotony I try to get people to eat strange things. Chef in Training – Explain. Chef – For example, this customer ordered chicken and rice. See this meat? Chef in Training – Yes. Chef – Not chicken. Not even in the same scientific genus. In fact, you may not even be able to find it in any science book. Chef in Training – (writing feverishly in his notebook) Excellent. Chef – One time, I even got someone to eat a whole dog. Chef in Training – How did you do that? Chef – I told him it was a rare fish. Chef in Training – (pondering)I can see that. Chef – You see Chef in Training, people are very stupid. Chef in Training – So is this play.
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