SHORT PLAY 014
Chef – Now, it’s vitally important that you pay careful attention.
Chef in Training – Right!
Chef – (demonstrates a technique) Got it?
Chef in Training – (nodding) Yes, pretty boring though.
Chef – Sometimes to break the monotony I try to get people to eat strange things.
Chef in Training – Explain.
Chef – For example, this customer ordered chicken and rice. See this meat?
Chef in Training – Yes.
Chef – Not chicken. Not even in the same scientific genus. In fact, you may not even be able to find it in any science book.
Chef in Training – (writing feverishly in his notebook) Excellent.
Chef – One time, I even got someone to eat a whole dog.
Chef in Training – How did you do that?
Chef – I told him it was a rare fish.
Chef in Training – (pondering)I can see that.
Chef – You see Chef in Training, people are very stupid.Chef in Training – So is this play.
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