SHORT PLAY 016 (A city street) Man – (gesturing toward a store) Let’s stop and look in here. Woman – (sobbing, but entering the shop) What’s the use? We’ll never replace it. Shopkeeper – Good morning, can I help you? Man – Man, we’re looking for a new - Woman – (interrupting) Honey look! Man – Can it be?!? Woman – It is! Our ottoman! (to the shopkeeper) Where did you get this? Shopkeeper – (confused) It just showed up one day… Man – I know it’s ours! It got out two weeks ago and we’ve looked everywhere! Woman – We’ve been so lost without it! Shopkeeper – I expect you would be. Woman – (desperate) You have to believe us! Shopkeeper – (Nodding) If I let you have it do you promise to leave and take the crazy with you? Man – Absolutely! (pats his leg) Come on otto, it’s time to go home! (The ottoman follows the man and woman out of the store) Shopkeeper – (nodding to himself) It is a good thing I’m drunk or that would have been really weird.
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