(A park)

Homeless Man – (sitting on a bench feeding the pigeons) Here I am. Sitting on a bench. Feeding the pigeons. Oh! Look. A man is approaching.

(A man approaches)

Man – (sitting down) Good day, sir.

Homeless Man – I sure do enjoy feeding the pigeons.

Man – Then I expect your glass is half-full.

Homeless Man – (nodding) It is. Although, I must admit that I often just throw the food at the pigeons.

Man – What’s that you’re feeding them?

Homeless Man – Watermelons.


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