(The mean streets)

Street Kid 1 – All my life I’ve been a kleptomaniac. Setting things on fire, burning things. Yep, that’s me all right.

Street Kid 2 – Dude, that’s not what kleptomaniac means.

Street Kid 1 – Really? Hmm. All my life I’ve been dumb as toast.

Street Kid 2 – Apparently really stupid toast.

Street Kid 1 – (shrugs) Let’s go set stuff on fire.



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