(A suburban home – a phone rings)

Teenager – (answering the phone) Hello?

Caller – Hello, this is David from the salon, is your mother available?

Teenager – (annoyed) No, she’s married to my father.

Caller – No, I…

Teenager – (hanging up) Asshole.


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