SHORT PLAY 034 (A general store – a man enters) Shopkeeper – Hi there! Can I help you with something today? Man – Yes, I was wondering if you had…(stops in mid sentence to sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore)…a shotgun and bullets. Shopkeeper – (startled) Are you quite alright? Man – Obviously not. (Starts chewing on his own leg)
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