SHORT PLAY 38 (or the history of Peeps ®) (One day in the annals of history, a man sits alone eating a marshmallow) Man – This marshmallow be a fine meal, says I. Small Bunny – It would taste better if it looked like a small bunny. Small Chick – Or maybe a baby chicken. Small Bunny – (nodding) Mm hmm. Twinkling Sugar Fairy – It would be even better if it were covered in twinkling sugar!!! Bunny and Chick – (giggling) Sugar, sugar!! Giant, Glittering, Pink and Yellow Dragon – I’m sure it would be even better if it was pink and yellow like me!! Twinkling Sugar Fairy – Oh Yes, oh yes! Bunny– (giggling) Yellow! Chick – (giggling) Pink! Glowing, Spinning, Ephemeral Orb of Wonder and Amazement – People are always laughing at you. You should kill them. Bunny, Chick, Fairy and Dragon – (laughing) Kill, kill! Man – No more LSD for me! (Tosses a bag over his shoulder and walks away).
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