Them – How long did it take you to write this?

Me – This play?

Them – Yeah.

Me – About 30 seconds.

Them – Is that why it sucks?

Me – That’s one of many reasons, yes.

Them – You suck.

Me – I can also cover you with bees at will.

Them – What? You can’t…AGGGGGHHHHHHHH! (gets covered in bees)

Me – (now standing in a lush tropical paradise surrounded by hot nude women) That went well.

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