SHORT PLAY 43
Them – How long did it take you to write this?
Me – This play?
Them – Yeah.
Me – About 30 seconds.
Them – Is that why it sucks?
Me – That’s one of many reasons, yes.
Them – You suck.
Me – I can also cover you with bees at will.
Them – What? You can’t…AGGGGGHHHHHHHH! (gets covered in bees)
Me – (now standing in a lush tropical paradise surrounded by hot nude women) That went well.
you liked this, then you're as messed up as I am.
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