SHORT PLAY 45 (An average office building) Worker – (cheerfully to coworker) Hey, want to head down to the docks tonight and grab a drink with the team? Coworker – What docks? Worker – (puzzled) You know…the docks. The old…pier? Coworker – (quizzically) There’s no pier… Worker – (really puzzled) Really…not a…wharf or anything? I could have sworn… Coworker – Maybe they’re hidden behind the hundreds of miles of prairie as far as the eye can see. You’re probably thinking of the old barn. Worker – Then that mermaid I slept with… Coworker – (finishing the sentence) … was a goat. Worker – (horrified) Oh god! I feel dirty. Coworker – That’s what happens when you sleep with a goat. Worker – (runs off crying)
(Later down at the docks...) Random Drunk Team Member 1 – (swirling his drink) I’m shure gladd Worker didn’ come. That guy ish a giant loser. Random Drunk Team Member 2 – (staggering up to the bar) Plush he shmells like fish. (hiccups) Now Drunken Coworker – (polishes off her drink) Yur tellin’ me. Rest of the Team – (as a group) Tequila shots!!!
(Just offshore) Mermaid – (feels rejected) |
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