SHORT PLAY 46

Luigi – Heya, Mario…

Mario – Yeah?

Luigi – Yous ever wonder why it is we can eat a flower and start shootin’ fireballs?

Mario – Heh. Yeah. Ain’t that somethin’.

Luigi – And those mushrooms we’s always eatin’ to get big…

Mario – What about ‘em?

Luigi – Don’t you find that at all…ya know…odd?

Mario – Ya know, nows yous mentions it…last week I turned into a freakin’ raccoon. That was pretty freakin’ weird.

Luigi – I think workin’ round all these lead pipes is givin’ us some sort of brain cancer Mario.

Magic Talking Mushroom – I’m sorry, but your princess is in another castle.

Mario – (starting to cry) I’m scared Luigi.

Luigi – Me too Mario. Me too.

 

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ALTERNATE ENDING

Luigi – I think workin’ round all these lead pipes is givin’ us some sort of brain cancer Mario.

Mario – Then that princess I slept with?

Luigi – Was a goat Mario.

Mario – (starting to cry) Freakin’ pipes.

 

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