SHORT PLAY 46 Luigi – Heya, Mario… Mario – Yeah? Luigi – Yous ever wonder why it is we can eat a flower and start shootin’ fireballs? Mario – Heh. Yeah. Ain’t that somethin’. Luigi – And those mushrooms we’s always eatin’ to get big… Mario – What about ‘em? Luigi – Don’t you find that at all…ya know…odd? Mario – Ya know, nows yous mentions it…last week I turned into a freakin’ raccoon. That was pretty freakin’ weird. Luigi – I think workin’ round all these lead pipes is givin’ us some sort of brain cancer Mario. Magic Talking Mushroom – I’m sorry, but your princess is in another castle. Mario – (starting to cry) I’m scared Luigi. Luigi – Me too Mario. Me too.
******* ALTERNATE ENDING Luigi – I think workin’ round all these lead pipes is givin’ us some sort of brain cancer Mario. Mario – Then that princess I slept with? Luigi – Was a goat Mario. Mario – (starting to cry) Freakin’ pipes.
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