SHORT PLAY 051
(A cramped apartment)
Guy – (entering room) What’s that you’re sitting on? Is it new?
Roommate – This? It’s the new Taco Bell ® Super Burrito.
Guy – That’s what I thought! I saw it on that commercial where it was pulling that guy’s truck and…oh my god!!
(A bear falls through the ceiling from the apartment above and devours both guys)
Woman Upstairs – (panicked; to husband) See Richard? See? I told you a thousand times that this would happen. (She runs out the door)
Man – (to the bear after surveying the carnage from above) Try not to get any blood on that burrito.
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