Cop – Number four, please step forward and say the line.

Hamburglar – (steps toward the one-way glass) Robble robble.

Victim – That’s him officer! Number four!

Cop – You sure about that?

Victim – Yes sir! 100% sir.

CopHe won’t last long in prison.


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