Man 1 – This is what I call livin’. Can you think of anything better than being in the fresh air, the sun on your face and the breeze through your hair?

Man 2 – Not being buried up to our necks by an anthill comes to mind.

Man 1 – At least the ants aren’t eating my face.

Man 2 – That’s because they’re fucking eating my face!

Man 1 – (starts whistling “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”)


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